Power Team!!

Just when you thought you may have seen it all...you were wrong, because you never saw one of the Power Team's crusades!! If you ask them, "The Power Team is a strength based ministry specializing in growing churches through Family-Focused Evangelism." ...and by "Family-Focused Evangelism," what they really mean is "inspring and uplifting stories of how they found Jesus, followed by rock music and awesome displays of their brute strength!" Check them out. Dudes even have a Wikipedia entry. Examples of the displays of strength that we saw: Baseball bats broken in half, steel bars bent with their biceps, breaking stacks of bricks with their heads, tearing phone books in half, rolling up a frying pan like a burrito...and the list goes on. We now have a torn-in-half license plate on our mantle, signed by the whole team.